I thought to myself…how can I celebrate 4 years of 1D? And what’s 1D without modest failing all over the place the last 4 years.
Here are my favorites.
in honor of the fourth anniversary of one direction, a moment of silence for everything else i could have been doing with my life
"we would like to take the opportunity" ♡ july 23rd 2010 ♡
Ben Winston is guillotined for Crimes Against Music Video Making after being forced to watch “You and I” on a loop for 45 minutes.HOUR TWORespectful removal of Ben Winston’s body and clean up of blood from the studio floor while the…
how many r’s?
Because they’re sitting next to each other with fake smiles?
Are you a smile expert? No.
It doesn’t take an expert. Only basic social intelligence. Do you need to be shown photos of what a real smile looks like?
This is classic fake smile. It’s not rocket science, it doesn’t take an expert, it doesn’t take a phd.
Step into my office, take a seat, have a cocktail. Its story telling time.
It was a dark and stormy night (it wasn’t but it sounds cool), almost two years to the date when Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson decided to embark on a night out on the town and let their hair down and indulge in some wine and spirits. Seems innocent enough, yes?
As the eve wore on, inhibitions were cast into the wind, which brings us to the most riveting part of the story. Amongst a crowd of onlookers and filmed through the lens of a 1985 handy cam with a used coffee filter over it, Harry and Louis did the unthinkable,
"they’re kissing!" - direct quote from a girl who is probably no longer with us.
Hours later, a still drunk in love Styles added some parting thoughts.
And that my friend, is the legend of Wellington.